Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.