I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
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Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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