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(760): View more from California

so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.

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(719): View more from Colorado

If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.

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(607): View more from New York

you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY

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(707): View more from California

he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting

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(347): View more from New York

I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN

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I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN

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(541): View more from Oregon

So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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