I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.