Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick