Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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