So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?