how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I want to have your abortion
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.