They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.