Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time