2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??