rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write