i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.