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(703): View more from Virginia

like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.

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(647): View more from Ontario

all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes

(905): View more from Ontario

You're fat. Stop making excuses

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.

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(512): View more from Texas

I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.

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