Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Don't EVER smell your tampon