Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.