I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.