She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
you had me at cake vodka
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
3pm strippers are depressing