She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
you had me at cake vodka
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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3pm strippers are depressing