My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning