Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
was it more than 30 minutes?
then you're in a relationship