I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...