Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?