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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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