i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful