I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
27 Times The Kardashian-Jenner Clan Absolutely Slayed at NYFW
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.