we're blogging at a bar
Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!