4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Whod you bang
I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
your parents love me but you hate me
Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
is your mom at the bar?
Cold hands, warm shart.
Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs