My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You made me cry and you don't even care
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Got a toothbrush?
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Don't you send me to vm
You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I must be too annoying 4 u.
Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
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The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
with your own penis?
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed