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  Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.

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  just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."

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  Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.

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  I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?

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  I gave it to your brother to give to you.

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  she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."

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  little did she know i was taping her the whole time.

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  She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.

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  if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous

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  while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving

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  i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?

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  Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?

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  are you seriously doing this over text message

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  hahaha no, but i am dumping you.

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  is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??

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  You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?

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  I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.

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  so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"

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