He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
where are you?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.