Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (240)

Last Night in Maryland (240)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS. http://tfl.nu/2m4m

Replies (127) Good night (27553) Bad night (1997) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light http://tfl.nu/8hcx

Replies (7) Good night (1360) Bad night (1818) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good. http://tfl.nu/bq51

Replies (98) Good night (27395) Bad night (1755)
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden

(202): View more from Washington, DC

She's got a legit dose of dude going on

(240): View more from Maryland

No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden (202): She's got a legit dose of dude going on (240): No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne. http://tfl.nu/qro2

Replies (6) Good night (832) Bad night (1724)
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong http://tfl.nu/kgfp

Replies (19) Good night (3550) Bad night (1544) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way. http://tfl.nu/5yxg

Replies (26) Good night (4057) Bad night (1477) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic. http://tfl.nu/gchg

Replies (5) Good night (4219) Bad night (1434)
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week. http://tfl.nu/o9bn

Replies (13) Good night (2805) Bad night (1399) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop. http://tfl.nu/iw16

Replies (20) Good night (3596) Bad night (1340)
Favorite
(703): View more from Virginia

Can i come over

(240): View more from Maryland

After you called me a desperate slut? No

(240): View more from Maryland

Come over

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(703): Can i come over (240): After you called me a desperate slut? No (240): Come over http://tfl.nu/g0q3

Replies (10) Good night (4355) Bad night (1329)
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

she was so not down for the gang bang

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): she was so not down for the gang bang http://tfl.nu/snu1

Replies (4) Good night (559) Bad night (1293) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course. http://tfl.nu/y9iu

Replies (55) Good night (15928) Bad night (1278)
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half? http://tfl.nu/4690

Replies (48) Good night (4054) Bad night (1274) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces http://tfl.nu/jwb7

Replies (2) Good night (1998) Bad night (1272) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer http://tfl.nu/ersc

Replies (69) Good night (5501) Bad night (1272) Order T-Shirt

Last Night in Maryland (240)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: