Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole