drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.