Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him