You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it