I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday