So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER