There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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