I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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