If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped