I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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