It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob