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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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