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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.