i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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