she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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