That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.