New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."