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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
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