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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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