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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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